Meet money: he talks, he’s got a fancy suit made of himself, a heart of gold, and for the first time in financial history, he’s getting off his ass and getting to work. Because with 6.35% more interest, HSBC’s new High Rate Savings Account means your money is now working harder than ever. Money’s retiling your kitchen, money’s planning and organizing your trip to Guam, money’s finally helping you do all the things you’ve been wanting to do, but just couldn’t afford. 

And yes, that suit is heavy. And no, they wouldn’t let me keep the shoes.